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You want banana money? Try slipping on it and it's yours, eternally.

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Owned by Mr. Raymond, Malaysian Studies lecturer of MPW1133 7B.

Malaysia's 47th Year Of Formation

1Malaysia along the streets in Ipoh

It is only on 16 September 1963 that Malaysia was formed.

:: 1963 ::

Negeri2Selat+Negeri2 Bersekutu+Negeri2 Tidak Bersekutu+Sabah+Sarawak

OR

Persekutuan Tanah Melayu+Sabah+Sarawak+Singapore

:: 1965 ::

Singapore left and was no longer a member of Malaysia.

:: I show my love to MALAYSIA ::

By

Studying the history of the formation of MALAYSIA.

SEJARAH F5 text book chapter 6

Love them or not, that's it that I've done for you, MALAYSIA.

Besides, we have also celebrated Merdeka in school before the the August holidays commenced.

The celebrated piece of cake

My Tourism Club won the first runner-up of the best notice board award.

But sadly, I did it all by myself with the help Sham, Prem, Kalai, Praveena and Elvina when they are all not tourism club members.

Even Google has its very own unique way.

I wonder why isn't today celebrated like Merdeka Day. Any idea?

Wasn't sick of me asking the same question over and over again huh. And kept debating on that little matter. But yet I still can't get the answer. Because I didn't go ask Najib. C:

Federation Of Malaya's 52nd Year Of Independence

The flag of Federation of Malaya
(11 stripes and 11 spokes in the star)
From Uncle Lee

How to show that we love the Malaya's soil? By being a permanent resident on this land, to me! Because there's nothing more I could do.

Well, there is only one simple show of gestures that I've done to love this ground.

:: That's It ::

Spent RM1 for desperado Merdeka Grand Charity Raffle.
The other share-holders are Sham, Prem, Kalai, Praveena

Numbered as 017132

Today's the draw date! I wonder will our number appear in the Star paper tomorrow.

Love it or not, that's all I've done for you, Soil of Malaya.

:: Also Known As ::

Negeri2 Selat excluding SG+Negeri2 Melayu Bersekutu+Negeri2 Melayu Tidak Bersekutu

Besides, we celebrated Merdeka Day before the school holidays commenced, too.

How about you? How do you show your love to this piece of Malaya's Soil? Be it just simply simple or grand.

I wonder why is it called as National Day on 31 August when Malaysia was not formed yet by then. Any idea? Hmm.

Anyway, let us remember the sacrifices that have been made for our freedom!

Specially thanks to Tunku Abdul Rahman (Bapa Kemerdekaan), Dato Maharajalela (Perak), Dol Said (Naning), Dato Bahaman (Pahang), Tok Janggut (Kelantan), Sultan Abu Bakar (Johor) etc.

Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians

A: Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians.
B: What’s that?
A: Little quirky behaviours, or personality peculiar to Malaysians.
B: Ohhh…
A: It’s funny but true, that these observations we made can be about YOU!

A: Malayisians…By large ooze charm and care. Sensitive and mature. We compromise and share…
C: Yea, right!
A: When behind the wheel, we mutate into MONSTERS! RUDE! SELFISH! DANGEROUS!

A: Racing taxis. Noisy cars. Rushing here, rushing there, rushing EVERYWHERE! Immature road bullies, who smash windscreens and bones. While hooting, honking drivers impatiently groan. Speedsters who turn highways into F1 tracks! Fleeting motorcyclist who zigzag their way to death. *SSSUUUZZZUUUKKKIII* *CRASH* *BOOM* *BANG*
D: “Oh my gosh! Is that blood?!?!?!”
E: “Call the ambulance! Call the ambulance!” (Ambulance siren)
A: Motorists suddenly slow down. Necks outstretched, eyes affixed.
D: Whatever for?
A: “Just to note the number plate for a lottery win!”

B: “Mummy, mummy, do you want me to sit or stand on the toilet?”
C: “No, no darling. At home you sit outside you stand.”
A: Ahhh…Public toilets…Can’t live with them…Can’t live without them! Malaysians are somewhat unclear, about what goes into where. A peep into public toilets, confirms your worst nightmare…

A: The same applies to rubbish. Public places also known as common litter grounds. Everybody’s property!
B: Nobody’s baby!
C: Why do you litter?
D: To defy the law. Why bother what I saw?!
E: Someone will pick up after me. I’ll just pretend I didn’t see!
A: But who will pick up in our homes? Our home is our castle…A refuge from the life’s bustle.

A: Malaysians…We love to eat. We chew and crunch! We chomp and munch!
E: Ymmm...yum…
A: Through the feast of food, we have the spiciest, sweetest, saltiest…The most bitter. The most sour. High-teas and buffets galore…Bring eaters to the fore…Pilling their plates with so much food. Still, they come again! For more and more and MORE! Just to get their money worth. The result…? From size S to M…M to L…L to XL…XL to XXL…XXL to…Obesity, diabetes and heart diseases!

A: There is a time in the year, when Malaysians behave a little queer!
B: YESSSS! The sales are here!
A: Mega sales of 30%, 50%, 70% discounts! Buy 2 get 1 free! Shop till you drop! Buy till you’re dry! Run out of money? Not to worry! VISA Card, UOB, Master Card!
C: American Express!
A: Credit cards for every occasion! Enables you to spend now and pay later!
D: Oh dear, bills! Bills! Bills!
A: Enjoy now and regret later!

Presented by,
2BR (Class of 2006)
1st Runner-up
(Choral Speaking:inter-class)

Malaysia…situated at the line of Khatulistiwa…high humidity and temperature year in year out it has become a tourist spot for foreigners across the globe. Yet Malaysians complain about how very sizzling hot blazing sunlight 24/7, containing ultraviolet rays penetrating our largest organ. Hoping the sun would just shut down, even just for a split second. The fear of getting spot-lighted by the hazardous UV rays causes Malaysians to do their best to shun skin-to-sun contact, even for a second. Moreover, a layer of shade is considered inadequate. Thus, results in more-than-one-layer-shading. Picture: Instead of stopping their cars where they were supposed to, they’ve chosen a nice sheltered and out-of-the-sun spot whilst waiting for the traffic-light to turn green, not to mention the motorcyclist as well. Malaysians are just being smart, perhaps.